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pennylessproud:

when the teacher comes around to collect your homework

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(Source: notbedelia)

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things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
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(Source: catdad)

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat)

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sluiba:

jethroq:

In Finland we don’t say “I love you”,

and i think thats beautiful

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(Source: grrlyman)

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Happy Birthday Tom Felton! Born 22 September 1987.

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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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